World Cup upar se, RCB !

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Jaise bhi ho, muje kya. To aaj hum baat karne ja rahe hain cricket ke bare mein. Ji haan, wahi ball bet with some fixing vala khela. To chaliye shuru karte hain.

Jisme hum 2011 ke baad India ke saare match ka vistara mein vivaran karenge, aur saath mein IPL mein RCB ke bahut hi khatarnak pardasan ki sarahna bhi karenge, with some meme images jo mujhe Google se mili hain.

Dukhi baatein karne se pehle thoda accha feel karte hain. 2011 World Cup mein hum jeet gaye the. Dhoni ka 6 toh yaad hi hoga, baki kuch yaad ho ya na ho. Mujhse pucho toh 2007 T20 World Cup aur 2011 ka World Cup, dono hum teamwork ki wajah se hi jeete the (aji, loda mera YV ki wajah se jeete the, varna Dhoni ka 6 aur Gambhir ka 97 g***d mein leke gumte).

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Mujhe yei bhi yaad hai, Gujarat mein har shop mein inke posters the back in 2011. 1-2 saal tak toh bahut kude the sab. Aur 2010 woh saal tha jab maine cricket dekhna shuru kiya. Fir bhi mujhe khelne zyada pasand hai dekhna se. Voh bat alg hai pet aa jata beech mein six marte time. Jo bhi ho, cricket khelna true love hai, mera poora bachpan aur aadhi life cricket khelne mein hi gaya hai. Aur sabse mast baat thi ki main jahaan rehta hoon Kalol mein, wahan bhi sab log cricket khelte the.

Mai 12th tak khelte tha criket roj xD, roj kam se kam 10-20 log hote the aur ground mast hota tha. Hamare paas party plot bhi tha, toh usme bhi khel lete the. Khelne se zyada toh cheating karne ka maza hota tha. Best time tha woh, ek bat, ek ball, aur kuch chutiye dost. Bhai, relationships se zyada isme maza hai mere liye, aur best part ye hai ki time magna nahi hota jab sab ka interest same hota hai 🙂 . Baki, jaisi jis ki soch. Yeh rahi ek woh zamane ki image. Aaj toh sab log kam ki wajah se alag-alag hain, par ek din fir se khelenge aise. Kalol mein aayenge sab fir se gumke at the end lol.

Chalo apn topic pe vapis jate, 2011 ke baad India World cup mein aise huga jaise Rahul Gandhi apni speeches mein hugte hain. Matlab, aankhein taras gayi hain bhai, jeet to chhodo uska hope bhi bahut door hai.

Abhi context de raha yahan hum bas 50 over World Cup ki baat karenge, kyun ki mujhe RCB pe bhi charcha karni hai, to thoda cooperate kare. (Plz bhai)

2011 ke baad, jaise aap log guess kar sakte hain ki next World Cup aaya 2015 mein (Apna knowledge badha lo, har 4 saal mein World Cup hota hai). Abhi, next time se koi puchhe toh ans dena jaise leap year ka dete hain ans. 2015 mein India ki team toh bahut acchi thi. Sab acche players the par fir bhi har gaye. Chaliye, yeh rahi team. Just see, aapke paas Dhoni hai, Yuvraj hai, achha Yuvraj nahi tabhi hare sayad. Hum semi-final tak pahunch gaye the, par kya kare Australia se har gaye. Ye main bata raha hoon, Australia loda hai 1 number ka. Matlab, Australia class ka voh ch*** bacha hai jo kisi ko khush hone nahi dene chahta.

Jab ye face dekhta hoon, 1 hi baat man mein aati hai: Sometime it’s not for you, you try but at the end it is what it is.

Par Dhoni deserved the cup, but theek hai abhi 2 jeeta tha itna kuch nahi, abhi. Life hai, sabko sab kuch nahi milta (b******** par voh run-out).

Abhi hum aa rahe hain recent heartbreak par, 2023 ka World Cup. Ye saal toh pura rola tight tha, and India mein hi ho raha tha. 2011 ki yaad aa gayi thi sabko, and upar se Rohit and Kohli form mein bhi the. Aur India ne koi match bhi nahi hara, par ye Australia kala nag saala. Vapis g***d mar gaya. 2023 mein toh hum log aise phatake and other rocket leke bhi aa gaye the ki bas abhi jala lenge. Par uss din Australia jala gaya vapis. Aur Rohit bhai ka woh face, like Dhoni ke time to fir bhi itna nahi par jab Rohit rote hua wapis ja raha tha bhai, sab woh bolte hain rhe the bhai kyun ho raha ye sab. Ye face tum bhi dekho. Abhi yahan main woh nahi bata raha ki kyun hare the. Itna nahi likh sakta main.

Even though on a serious note, match fix the sayad. BCCI paiso ka khel khel gayi par koi na, apna to hope rakhege, and abhi 2024 ka T20 Cup aa raha hai. Hum toh hain India ke saath.

So, it has been 13 years, maybe hum cup nahi jeete and mujhe kyun lagta hai VK and RS ka bhi Dhoni ki tarah hoga. Let’s seeeee 🙂

So, abhi tak humne India and World Cup ki baat kari aur dekha kaise kabhi khushi and kabhi gum. Agar aaj ki generation ki bhasha mein baat karu to India and World Cup ka relationship aisa hai ki kabhi sab acha jata to jeet jate hain aur kabhi haar jate hain, kher, kafi time se breakup chal raha hai, let’s hope 2024 mein jeet jaaye hum. Ye to hua relationship story ki baat, abhi yahan RCB bhi hai jo hai IPL ki trophy ka one-sided lover.

Matlab, ek bar to Rahul Gandhi bhi kisi gav ke government ka sarpanch ka election jeet jaaye par RCB or cup not possible. Like, agar aap RCB ke fan hain to aapko dukh ki aasam parapti to hogi hi par usse jyada to log mar lege.

2009 se IPL start hua hai and RCB ke paas kya hai tulu, RCB ke baare mein ek hi line bol sakta:

“Ye to VK and ABD ka fan hoon, baki team to m**********d hai 1 number ki.”

RCB ki haar ki kahaniyaan khatam nahi ho sakti kyun ki 10 se jyada saalon ki haar nahi bata sakta main.

Like:

2009 samajh sakte hain,

2010 chalo maan liye naye the,

2011 chalo India jeet gaya usse khushi mein,

2012 Mann nahi kara hoga,

2013 Haar ne ki adat ban gayi,

… Lawda lasan,

2023 Kohli ka mann nahi tha sayad.

RCB and IPL ka cup voh kabhi nahi mil sakte uss stage pe hai, 1 time Delhi ka chance hai IPL main, par RCB ka nahi. Sala gale, ABD, Kohli, Maxwell, Watson aise logon ke hote hua bhi har jaate hain. Kuch nahi hoga loda ka.

Par fir bhi hum to…